…and best of all, our patented hair replacement technology is guaranteed to look 100% natural.

…and best of all, our patented hair replacement technology is guaranteed to look 100% natural.


submariet:

ladynero815:

nudityandnerdery:

casteilnovak:

I think we need to clone him for future generations.

Why? I’m pretty sure that when Death comes for him, Christopher Lee will be waiting with a knife, and I’m not betting on Death in that fight.

Are you kidding? Mr. Lee and Death are old drinking buddies.

Christopher Lee just stabs Death and there’s a beat before Death goes “HEEEEYYYY how the hell have you been, you old bastard” and hugs him, the knife still buried in his back.


submariet
:

ladynero815:

nudityandnerdery:

casteilnovak:

I think we need to clone him for future generations.

Why? I’m pretty sure that when Death comes for him, Christopher Lee will be waiting with a knife, and I’m not betting on Death in that fight.

Are you kidding? Mr. Lee and Death are old drinking buddies.

Christopher Lee just stabs Death and there’s a beat before Death goes “HEEEEYYYY how the hell have you been, you old bastard” and hugs him, the knife still buried in his back.

(Source: zingari-mun, via wonderhawk)

I just showed this to someone and it freaked her out so bad she smacked my phone out of my hand.

I just showed this to someone and it freaked her out so bad she smacked my phone out of my hand.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via kittiezandtittiez)

gioizumi:

thespiderbane:

I’m not alone…that’s good.
This applies to me so much it’s hysterical.

me all the week

gioizumi:

thespiderbane:

I’m not alone…that’s good.

This applies to me so much it’s hysterical.

me all the week

(via wonderhawk)

sidetrackedmeanderings:

Researchers have discovered a new species of frog in Borneo which only grows to the size of a pea.
Finding the mini frogs, named Microhyla nepenthicola, proved to be a challenge due to their size. Adult males range in length from 10.6 to 12.8 millimeters.


Why do I have the feeling this thing is probably the most poisonous frog in existance. Like, so poisonous you touch it and everyone in the room dies.

sidetrackedmeanderings:

Researchers have discovered a new species of frog in Borneo which only grows to the size of a pea.

Finding the mini frogs, named Microhyla nepenthicola, proved to be a challenge due to their size. Adult males range in length from 10.6 to 12.8 millimeters.

Why do I have the feeling this thing is probably the most poisonous frog in existance. Like, so poisonous you touch it and everyone in the room dies.

(via wonderhawk)

rinnymcc:

hussiebot:

atomsbabe:

PLEASE NEVER GIVE YOUR ANIMALS HARTZ PRODUCTS! IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS DEATHS IN CATS, and DOGS, it HAS CAUSED BURNS, and SEIZURES, THE VETERINARIAN SAYS IT IS PURE POISON. EVEN THE ANIMAL TREATS! PLEASE PLEASE REBLOG THIS!! YOU MAY SAVE A LIFE! 


i just looked this up you guys and its legit, so yeah, dont buy tthis stuff!

I have known this but signal boost for all that don’t!


I work as an emergency vet tech and I’ve honestly lost count of the number of times people have brought their cats into the ER for seizures due to Hartz flea treatments.

rinnymcc:

hussiebot:

atomsbabe:

PLEASE NEVER GIVE YOUR ANIMALS HARTZ PRODUCTS! IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS DEATHS IN CATS, and DOGS, it HAS CAUSED BURNS, and SEIZURES, THE VETERINARIAN SAYS IT IS PURE POISON. EVEN THE ANIMAL TREATS! PLEASE PLEASE REBLOG THIS!! YOU MAY SAVE A LIFE! 

i just looked this up you guys and its legit, so yeah, dont buy tthis stuff!

I have known this but signal boost for all that don’t!

I work as an emergency vet tech and I’ve honestly lost count of the number of times people have brought their cats into the ER for seizures due to Hartz flea treatments.

(Source: candyc0rpse, via wonderhawk)

Give a man a fish…

"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime." -Confucius

"Sell a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity." -Karl Marx

"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring." -Desmond Tutu

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He’s a grown man. Fishing’s not that hard." -Ron Swanson

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime. Teach a fish to man, and you can take over Insmouth" -Cthulhu

COLD WEATHER WARNING!
Cows have been known to seek warmth from engines on the hoods of cars during cold weather. This winter make sure you take the time to check your hood for cows before driving off to avoid hurting these poor creatures.

COLD WEATHER WARNING!
Cows have been known to seek warmth from engines on the hoods of cars during cold weather. This winter make sure you take the time to check your hood for cows before driving off to avoid hurting these poor creatures.

The cooperative patients get the cool bandages.

The cooperative patients get the cool bandages.

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