Baby squirrel! I shall call you Ratatosk.
There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
"Guys, come on. You’re not even trying. We don’t look ANYTHING like Voltron."
Baby chick in a foot splint.
And now, a chicken wearing an e-collar.
…and best of all, our patented hair replacement technology is guaranteed to look 100% natural.
Why do I have the feeling this thing is probably the most poisonous frog in existance. Like, so poisonous you touch it and everyone in the room dies.
I work as an emergency vet tech and I’ve honestly lost count of the number of times people have brought their cats into the ER for seizures due to Hartz flea treatments.
Give a man a fish…
"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime." -Confucius
"Sell a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity." -Karl Marx
"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring." -Desmond Tutu
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He’s a grown man. Fishing’s not that hard." -Ron Swanson
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime. Teach a fish to man, and you can take over Insmouth" -Cthulhu
COLD WEATHER WARNING!
The cooperative patients get the cool bandages.